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Yo mama’s so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Then, I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. Regularly-updated list of Brain insults and Brain comebacks, sorted by latest, highest rated, and random. It gets very touchy. Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years.” And it was so. 20. Yo mama’s so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says “Okay.” Yo mama’s so fat, when she was born, she didn’t get a birth certificate, she got blue prints. Yo mama’s so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor. 16. Yo mama’s so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in first. Yo mama’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Crazy right? Yo mama’s so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

Yo mama’s so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. When should you take a cookie to a psychiatrist? At a mental hospital, you have to show improvement to get out! One night the couple is watching TV, when the husband starts walking to the kitchen. Yo mama’s so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles. Q. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. Yo mama’s so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said “Ah Levi’s?” “Steve! Yo mama’s so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store. You might cause it to fire an action potential. Yo mama’s so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: “Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama” Matthews: “What’s that in English?” Yo mama’s so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door. Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation. ), “I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.”�Boston, Oct. 3, 2000 (Thanks to M. Yo mama’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in “Indiana Jones,” she got the part as the big rolling ball. Yo mama’s so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment. Wrap your brain around this: A doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send the bill to her husband! Yo mama’s so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn’t identify them. Sweet Sorrow

there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family. Yo mama’s so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck. And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back. Yo mama’s so nasty, they call her Norelco… Home of the triple head. Yo mama’s so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Do zombies eat brains with their fingers? 18. You will live for 50 years.”.

Which cranial nerve would be right at home in Nevada? Yo mama’s so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death. Yo mama’s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out. Yo mama’s so fat, you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down all at the same time. Well do you know where the most expensive brains you can buy are from?? Thanks for stopping by and see you again soon! Yo mama’s so stupid, she married Yo daddy. One day, his soon-to-be father-in-law stopped by for a chat. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo mama’s so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen. Yo mama’s so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you’d get change. Yo mama’s so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said “Fuck It.” Yo mama’s so nasty, when I went to your house said what’s for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said “crabs!” A. I find your lack of faith disturbing

49. Yo mama’s so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket. A Neuron! Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio. Yo mama’s so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ “Free Lays!” Yo mama’s so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell. Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued.”

Tom and I go way back actually". He followed the sound down the stairs, into the basement. Butt Head 07.

My wife assured me they wouldn't find anything. ), “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”�Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000, “I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.”�Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000, “One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected.”�Los Angeles, Sept. 27, 2000, “It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. A. I need my space. Yo mama’s so big, when she stands up the sun goes out. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR. Did you hear about the shrink who spent a long weekend at a winter psychologist convention in Aspen? ", I hope it's nothing genetic because I'm worried since my mom suffers from short-term memory loss, says he is not going back to play Pro Basketball. Happy Freud Day Friday! Alabama. What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing? Yo mama’s so stupid, the bitch snuck on the bus and paid to get off. Q. Richard asks him “ Hey, how is that new memory clinic working out for you?”, An elderly man and his wife are losing their memory. Yo mama’s so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they’d better be 50 pound test! 26.

I do not believe we’ve put a guilty … I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.” All Things Considered, NPR, June 16, 2000 (Thanks to Andy Nouraee. In fact, in your case they're nothing. Yo mama’s so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb. If you suffer from short term memory loss. Yo mama’s so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies. Yo mama’s so big, they had to paint a stripe across her back to see if she was walking or rolling. 20. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Yo mama’s so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. A. Brainstorms. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out. The doctor gives them a thorough examination and says, "Honestly, you are both in great shape and should take pride in your physi.

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Sharon’s been in a terrible accident! Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11. he then had to go to the emergency room because the force trauma of the bar to his head caused a blood vessel to burst in his brain. 36. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. I’ve read�I understand reality. He went to the doctor who told him he has a rare testicular disorder that was restricting blood flow to his brain, resulting in the blinding headaches.

Yo mama’s so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.

Yo mama’s so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts. Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear. Yo mama’s so nasty, she breeds crabs. You're safe. Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo. No matter how many times you tell him the same joke, he'll still laugh like he's hearing it for the first time. When it feels crummy. Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is rocky-road. If you’re asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do.”�On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000, “There’s not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.”�On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Conn.; June 9, 2000 (Thanks to Andy Mais. New Classics Yo mama’s so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a “Caution! Yo mama’s so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down…people say, “I didn’t know we had mountains.” A. And while you're here, please take a moment to visit our sponsors: Brain Jokes, Cerebral Jokes, Gray Matter Puns Fire up brainy humor, impulsive cranial puns, neural laughs and mentally stimulating jokes. Extinct Life Yo mama’s so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.

When I’m talking about�when I’m talking about myself, and when he’s talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”�Ibid. Yo mama’s so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast. The beatings will continue until morale improves. Yo mama’s so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person. Yo mama’s so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her. Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar. Yo mama’s so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense. Yo mama’s so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. How did the intuitive doctor know what was wrong with his patient? ), “The fundamental question is, ‘Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?’ I will be, but until I’m the president, it’s going to be hard for me to verify that I think I’ll be more effective.”�In Wayne, Mich., as quoted by Katharine Q. Seelye in the New York Times, June 28, 2000, “The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I’ve looked at. Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo mama’s so fat, they call her “Big Fat Ho.” ), “States should have the right to enact reasonable laws and restrictions particularly to end the inhumane practice of ending a life that otherwise could live.”�Cleveland, June 29, 2000 (Thanks to Douglas Basford. Yo mama’s so fat, she ain’t on a diet, she’s on a triet… She be like “What y’all eating? Yo mama’s so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor? Insults for Brain. You're fortunate to read a set of the 86 funniest jokes on brain. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

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Yo mama’s so fat, she wakes up in sections. Yo mama’s so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight. 19.

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Drop what you’re doing and get right down there!”. What is the smallest part of a FIAT?

Q. They discovered that on average, the depressed group had one brain less. Yo mama’s so fat, she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade… wearing ropes. He asked the monks for a place to sleep and some food, and the monks indulged him. But unfortunately since this is a new procedure your insurance isn't going to cover it all. The German doctor replies: "That's nothing. The interviewer played along and asked, "Alright. Yo mama’s so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks. If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny. The dog responded, “Lord, to live 25 years as a dog like that is too much. “I have a different vision of leadership. You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s 36-24-36… but that’s her forearm, neck, and thigh! A.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Then, I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. Regularly-updated list of Brain insults and Brain comebacks, sorted by latest, highest rated, and random. It gets very touchy. Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years.” And it was so. 20. Yo mama’s so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says “Okay.” Yo mama’s so fat, when she was born, she didn’t get a birth certificate, she got blue prints. Yo mama’s so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor. 16. Yo mama’s so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in first. Yo mama’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Crazy right? Yo mama’s so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

Yo mama’s so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. When should you take a cookie to a psychiatrist? At a mental hospital, you have to show improvement to get out! One night the couple is watching TV, when the husband starts walking to the kitchen. Yo mama’s so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles. Q. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. Yo mama’s so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said “Ah Levi’s?” “Steve! Yo mama’s so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store. You might cause it to fire an action potential. Yo mama’s so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: “Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama” Matthews: “What’s that in English?” Yo mama’s so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door. Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation. ), “I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.”�Boston, Oct. 3, 2000 (Thanks to M. Yo mama’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in “Indiana Jones,” she got the part as the big rolling ball. Yo mama’s so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment. Wrap your brain around this: A doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send the bill to her husband! Yo mama’s so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn’t identify them. Sweet Sorrow

there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family. Yo mama’s so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck. And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back. Yo mama’s so nasty, they call her Norelco… Home of the triple head. Yo mama’s so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Do zombies eat brains with their fingers? 18. You will live for 50 years.”.

Which cranial nerve would be right at home in Nevada? Yo mama’s so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death. Yo mama’s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out. Yo mama’s so fat, you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down all at the same time. Well do you know where the most expensive brains you can buy are from?? Thanks for stopping by and see you again soon! Yo mama’s so stupid, she married Yo daddy. One day, his soon-to-be father-in-law stopped by for a chat. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo mama’s so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen. Yo mama’s so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you’d get change. Yo mama’s so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said “Fuck It.” Yo mama’s so nasty, when I went to your house said what’s for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said “crabs!” A. I find your lack of faith disturbing

49. Yo mama’s so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket. A Neuron! Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio. Yo mama’s so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ “Free Lays!” Yo mama’s so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell. Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued.”

Tom and I go way back actually". He followed the sound down the stairs, into the basement. Butt Head 07.

My wife assured me they wouldn't find anything. ), “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”�Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000, “I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.”�Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000, “One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected.”�Los Angeles, Sept. 27, 2000, “It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. A. I need my space. Yo mama’s so big, when she stands up the sun goes out. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR. Did you hear about the shrink who spent a long weekend at a winter psychologist convention in Aspen? ", I hope it's nothing genetic because I'm worried since my mom suffers from short-term memory loss, says he is not going back to play Pro Basketball. Happy Freud Day Friday! Alabama. What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing? Yo mama’s so stupid, the bitch snuck on the bus and paid to get off. Q. Richard asks him “ Hey, how is that new memory clinic working out for you?”, An elderly man and his wife are losing their memory. Yo mama’s so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they’d better be 50 pound test! 26.

I do not believe we’ve put a guilty … I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.” All Things Considered, NPR, June 16, 2000 (Thanks to Andy Nouraee. In fact, in your case they're nothing. Yo mama’s so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb. If you suffer from short term memory loss. Yo mama’s so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies. Yo mama’s so big, they had to paint a stripe across her back to see if she was walking or rolling. 20. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Yo mama’s so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. A. Brainstorms. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out. The doctor gives them a thorough examination and says, "Honestly, you are both in great shape and should take pride in your physi.

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